Money can’t buy happiness – but for these few lucky (and pretty sure rottenly spoiled) pets it can definitely buy a few bags of Kibbles-N-Bits … and cars! and champagne! and …
Ah, the good life. This would make an awesome show on Robin Leach’s “Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous” for Fido to watch! Read on, you cash-strapped reader, and wish you had just a 10th of what these pets have!
1. I’m in the money! I’m in the money!
2. I’m living the PUG life!
3. Only the best champagne for me
4. Later peasants, I’m AUDI here!!
5. What’s up dawgz. See summin’ u like?
6. Gucci Gucci GaGaGa
7. Nice ride on our enormous property
8. Chillin’ like a south beachin’ villain
9. I’m a member of the Mile High Doggie Club
10. I’m so rich I got money to wear
11. When just ONE Rolex won’t do!
12. WATER baths are so last year
13. The original ‘Fat Cat’
14. I’m so tired from shopping all day
15. ‘Jolly’ Rufus barks, “Me be RICHEST of all becus my daddee ‘DIGS’ me and WUVS me bunches and bunches (and he givs me gude dog treets!)!!!”